Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
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Top comments
ZeroStick 3
That's so sad. R.I.P. Doggie.
kingsrock916 0
Anyone who votes you deserved it deserves to be castrated and shot in the head. Or hung from a tree. But yeah, that totally sucks :(
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Comments (312)
esebenz 0
that sucks
elmofan101 0
who ever said that u deserved it needs to be shot. that would scar me...
sparkstercp 0
omg that's horrible :( I can't believe I laughed XD I'm going to hell.
PlastikSeraph 2
Play dead!
jackie_lemoine 0
so much hate in the fml comments hahah makes good reading on one boring day but I Still think that saying that you hate dogs pretty much means that he dosent feel bad for op at all it he would most likely say other words other than I hate dogs ....
chewbacca69 0
thats so ******* funny now I feel like a asshole
lol_ironic_life 9
Aww :( that is really sad. I'm sorry OP! :'-(
Stewie22 2
ok, so damn tired of pricks putting up "you totally deserve it" for everything. how does he deserve this? tell me!! homie i feel ur pain happened to me too :(
Stewie22 2
proof you deserved to be killed, same with u bladen #198?? anyone with negative comments or jokes... see you in hell pricks!!! :)
PixiiLuv 0
stfu you insensitive bastard