Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML
Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML
Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
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Top comments
ZeroStick 3
That's so sad. R.I.P. Doggie.
kingsrock916 0
Anyone who votes you deserved it deserves to be castrated and shot in the head. Or hung from a tree. But yeah, that totally sucks :(
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Comments (312)
reptarroars 7
may he go to doggie heaven :( rip
FreePali 0
All dogs go to heaven. ;)
whostolemylama 12
fyl dam iPod touch corrections
ragsy 7
I'm so sorry.
KAYRRIE 0
I'm so sorry to hear that. that's horrible :*(
pcakewafflebacon 0
LOL
kappaaa 12
how is that funny dude?
pcakewafflebacon 0
Lots Of Love. what the hell did you think I meant
Person1233 13
^ Fail that became a win.
suppressed08 2
Bahaaaahahahaha.^^ LOL strikes again!
brianjman14 23
@19 *slaps forehead, shakes head and sighs*
catatonicsleep 17
aww that's so sad :( at least he died peacefully...
cole86 0
I'm srry that's terrible
Sailor_Mars 6
this is exactly why I check to make sure my cat I breathing when she passes out on my bed
The_good_times 0
Hah, I always used to do that when I just got my kitty, I was constantly monitoring her breath lol. She just looked so fragile I just couldn't help myself fearing that she'll suddenly stop breathing. Now I don't do that anymore, it's weird and useless, usually animals don't just die like that unless they're really old.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I do that to my boys, too. Ferrets are notoriously sound sleepers; look up "ferret coma" on YouTube to see what I mean. It's hilarious after the first scare.
a_girl_i_know 0
poor dog, im sorry
solecism 0
I accidentally pushed YDI.. so sorry OP..