Animals: Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle...

By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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By marymark - 13/04/2012 01:02 - United States - West Long Branch

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

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You deserved it 38 986

By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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You deserved it 3 868

By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

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ZeroStick 3

Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:09

That's so sad. R.I.P. Doggie.

kingsrock916 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 23:13

Anyone who votes you deserved it deserves to be castrated and shot in the head. Or hung from a tree. But yeah, that totally sucks :(

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BrookeBabe92 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 0:56

I'm so sorry, that really sucks. ):

R3kli3 10

Thursday 9 September 2010 1:00

awwwh poor little thing =(

IWantLamingtons 4

Thursday 9 September 2010 1:02

Oh!!I'm so sorry!:'(

Booskiesz 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 1:03

aww . rest in peace .

robc32ca 4

Thursday 9 September 2010 1:06

that is awful. so sorry

xdanixx 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 1:10

Aww that's so sad

DumbBlonde19 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 1:10

awwe atleast he was comfortable when he passed :(

Faceeater24 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 1:10

Hey proff, or 10,shut up you doushebag. OP just lost their dog, you dont have to be a prick about it, Im talking about the 10 on page 1.

lovesteph3523 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 1:10

awwww:(

imaginaryvoice 18

Thursday 9 September 2010 1:11

Ahaha. ^

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Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

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Today, I met my father, who I hadn't seen since I was a baby, at Subway. He made me pay for his meal. FML

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Today, my housemate saw some stuff in the barn, thought I surely wouldn’t be using it, so he stacked lots of lawn furniture on top. The “stuff” in question? Bales of hay. As in, daily food for my horses. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML

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