Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
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Today, at work at a beauty salon, I was explaining to a mom and her daughter about how we were going to style their hair, and the processes involved. I tripped over my words, saying, "We’ll start with a wash and a blowjob." Pretty sure from the way they stomped out I might not have a job tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
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WTF93_fml 0
well did u get your ********?
alwaysalady 0
I did that once wanting to say 'blow out' and the hairdresser laughed and said that it happens all the time. Don't feel bad.
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Comments (78)
hausey 0
well what did they say
rikard_fml 0
u have to ask nicly
ZTB13 4
That's when ya gotta bust out a coupon
happy_animal_lov 0
bich. you made me laugh out loud late at night when I'm not supposed to be on my iPod and almost got me in trouble :)
rory2812 0
hah that happened to a tv personality when he was hosting a charity event he said "and this prize is a haircut, a wash and a ********" and then there was a massove awkward silence
califormula 0
So, hoe much is it? I mean HOW much?
cc211 0
ONLY $15
Samyy27 0
well how was it?
aesculpius89 2
haha they call that a Freudian slip... when you say what you really mean, by accident. she must have been cute, what did she say?
TheFlyingMan 8
No, you meant to say ********.