Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work at a beauty salon, I was explaining to a mom and her daughter about how we were going to style their hair, and the processes involved. I tripped over my words, saying, "We’ll start with a wash and a blowjob." Pretty sure from the way they stomped out I might not have a job tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I went to a different hairdresser than usual to get 5 inches off my hair and bangs. He ended up charging me half price, saying, "Don't worry, we all make mistakes." FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, after a haircut, I walked to the cash register, handed the hairdresser a $20 bill and said, "Keep the change." He looked at me with a blank expression and replied, "The haircut costs 25 dollars." FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
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WTF93_fml 0
well did u get your ********?
alwaysalady 0
I did that once wanting to say 'blow out' and the hairdresser laughed and said that it happens all the time. Don't feel bad.
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Comments (78)
0___0 9
LOL reeces penis I love reeces pieces lol
GoldenArias 0
You stole that from a joke, douche.
Bibico_fml 0
Why does making a minor verbal slip mean you should act like it's a tragedy on FML? You must have the perfect life in all other respects if this is as bad as it gets for you.
Googolman 29
This is an FML because he embarrased himself in front of the barbers.
Lil_fml 0
That's hilarious! More of a 'Fail My Life' though. :3
NorfolkDude 2
I agree with #24 you shouldn't stress so much about verbal slips. No one really cares about it and sometimes it's funny rather than a "FML."
Lick_yer_face 0
Hehe, we know what's on your mind then! @24: I thought the point of this site was to... post stuff. Are you suggesting that he shouldn't have posted it? Because... well most of these FMLs are minor. This kind of stuff is relative.
NotoriousMandog 0
ahh, Freudian slip at it's best.
circayouandme 0
Yeah 33, Freudian slip! She was thinking of it! Ha ha ha!!!
Tenma_Hakase 0
You should have played it off like you were joking you ******* idiot
meeeh_fml 0
whatever you know what you meant ;)