Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds...

By Tori - 16/02/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

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You deserved it 5 010

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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By mmckie - 11/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into a restaurant with my family. I slipped off my chair, pulling the tablecloth with all the food and drinks on it with me onto the floor. FML

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You deserved it 432

By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By Not a maid - 14/07/2023 06:00

Today, my boyfriend was serving dinner, and decided to circle the table with my son's plate while making UFO noises. My son grabbed at the plate and spilled it, making a huge mess. They both decided that I should clean it up. FML

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You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

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You deserved it 3 441

By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 45 860

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By Clairebear - 07/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML

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You deserved it 720

What a trip

By badwaitress - 05/06/2009 17:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I was working as a waitress at a wedding. I was trying to clear the tables as quickly as possible and decided to place a half bowl of soup on top of the pile of plates I was carrying. As I was hurrying back to the kitchen I tripped and spilt the soup all over the bride's ivory dress. FML

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You deserved it 27 226

By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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You deserved it 4 514

By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

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You deserved it 41 828

TheFlyingMan 8

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:06

Make the best of any Situation. BAM. You should of had sex then and there.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:00

From your boyfriends perspective at least this is a win. I mean he hasn't even paid for dinner yet and already you are all wet. ;-)

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ramboman19 8

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:26

sssssssssssssss..... ahhhhhhhhhh.......sssssssssssss...ahhhhhhh

all4pooh 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:30

family guy?

TheFlyingMan 8

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:33

Thanks for adding on to the discussion.

nbk1405 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:36

lol... ^win for TheFlyingMan's profile pic!

ramboman19 8

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:18

yeah that, and that's the noise I make when I get spilled on. lol

MissBunny25 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 17:42

hahahahaha I laughed when I read that.

Asoka_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:48

nice your wet

monkeytherat 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:51

Lol you peed.

weepingangel_fml 7

Saturday 12 November 2011 8:01

Excuse me, but are you fingering yourself with a Jesus leotard on? O_O

ismellladygaga 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:55

danngg!,im sorry../: that really sucks.

guy0ne101 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:57

cool story sis

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:00

From your boyfriends perspective at least this is a win. I mean he hasn't even paid for dinner yet and already you are all wet. ;-)

gman422011 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:59

sounds like u and the waiter should get together...

vclare 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 15:34

and have clumsy babies!

datfatjunkii 1

Wednesday 16 February 2011 14:40

well someone was just wet the whole time ;D wonder what ur boyfriend had in mind lol

bellacullenisme 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 15:09

karmas a bitch eh?

emodude44 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 18:55

I'd still date you.

draycore1 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:53

lol me to.

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