Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
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Top comments
cc_the_beast 6
Eh, **** em, there's no rules to dancing. Go get em!
donnasd 0
Just shake your ass helps for me lol
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Comments (145)
SwtCherryPie 26
My husband would tell me this when Id get depressed about stuff like that. Took a while but the saying has stuck. Its an excellent quote.
Martha_Plant 8
You should of done the running man.
LittlexSparrow 0
At least you had the courage to try it!!
kaya1234 0
Don't be paranoid! I'm sure you're a fine dancer :)
AmazingLadyy13 0
What are you talking about? Dancing has no rules! And don't worry too much, I'm sure it wasn't any less socially acceptable than my dancing!
Ali_Ridhima541 0
damn bro must suck
perdix 31
Stick out your thumbs and kick a lot. That always looks cool, like a full-body dry heave.
jdrcme 0
it's all about confidence. Dance how you wish! I can't dance, but I enjoy it. I don't let others, who obviously have nothing better to do, stop me from having fun.
BlackbeltSubo 4
I could agree more, as long as you dance with conviction you'll be fine, because even if you're awful, people will think your just messing around or being ironic. Probably shouldn't listen to me though it takes at least 10 drinks to get me onto the dance floor, unless skanking is appropriate. Man I love to *****.
silvercamaro 22
Dance classes?
GirlEatsBoy26 0
That sounds like a good idea.