Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
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Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
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cc_the_beast 6
Eh, **** em, there's no rules to dancing. Go get em!
donnasd 0
Just shake your ass helps for me lol
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Comments (145)
playinu 0
EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLIN!!!
GodsLittleMistak 8
Oh well as long as you had fun!
catnip1997 0
who dances at party's lollollool
donnasd 0
Lollololololol your funny Af
cmars3 7
It's parties not party's. If you can't spell it you shouldn't be able to do it.
BruceL33 0
Ydi for dancing when you suck.
mazesm 11
Cool hair!(:
BruceL33 0
Thanks.
TiaPDX 3
Nooooo... don't ever stop dancing! Either you (or they, the "whisperers") weren't drunk enough. The key is to make sure all inhibition is lost all around. THEN dance... and have an epic time-- with other new, shy, or awkward dancers! Dance should never be criticized, it's an expression of joy... no matter how it "looks"!
sourgirl101 29
African Anteater Ritual? ***sour gummies for those that understand this reference.(:
Wreckless_fml 6
I claim my reward.
i_did_that 0
Sour gummy for me please
BooGhosted 0
I WANT A GUMMY BUT DON'T DESERVE IT
ottotrot 4
Drink copious amounts of alcohol then dance. You may still look like a tit but you won't give a shit.
rattusrattus 19
And you are a poet. I am unsure as to whether you know it.
ottotrot 4
I didn't but I do now. My future posts will all rhyme I make it my vow
mcintosh123 15
I'll teach you how to dougie
RuneRifle 22
Nickname Travolta and can't dance.. I laughed..
sourgirl101 29
I noticed that too. Lol I can't think of any of his movies that he didn't dance in.(:
rakusu_klein 24
*Insert song "I can't dance" from Genesis*
TheCylonmaster 3
"Don't stop believing" that you can dance!