Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party and I danced. Judging by people's stares, I should never ever attempt it again. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML
Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML
Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
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cc_the_beast 6
Eh, **** em, there's no rules to dancing. Go get em!
donnasd 0
Just shake your ass helps for me lol
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Comments (145)
aligiorav 11
Theres no wrong way to dance. People always stare and laugh at me too. Though that might just be due to me not wearing any clothes when i do it...
mea_iloveskiing 26
Travolta in pulp fiction!! And grease!
perdix 31
No, "Saturday Night Fever." You might even add the God-awful "Stayin' Alive," a movie that was so bad, I received a ******** for it.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Well I haven't seen them yet :) but I think pulp is legendary :)
perdix 31
"Saturday Night Fever" is really the one that associated John Travolta with dancing. "Staying Alive" was an ill-conceived sequel that was a horrible movie. Unless you are the type that enjoys a nice train-wreck like "Ishtar" for ***** and giggles, you can safely skip "Staying Alive." To a certain extent, Travolta sparked a fad in country/western dancing with his role in "Urban Cowboy." For those of us who have followed his career since "Welcome Back, Kotter," John Travolta's dancing in "Pulp Fiction" was kind of an afterthought and a nod to his previous work. The movie was more important as his comeback as an actor. (Anybody still awake?)
mea_iloveskiing 26
Thank You for the long explanation :) yes, I'm awake, it's 9 pm here.
perdix 31
You're welcome, mea, I wasn't necessarily apologizing to you, but to the wider comment-reading audience for my long-winded answer. I felt I owed you an explanation and wasn't just picking on you needlessly.
RuneRifle 22
yeah i'm awake.. but it's a tl;dr for me ;)
mea_iloveskiing 26
:)
WtfLoser 13
Lol, aw! Cheer up, just go to parties where these morons don't go to .. But hey, chin up, dont let others take away your fun
ICIRAZY 0
You look beautiful
ImmaB3AST 7
Well. It doesn't say if your a girl or guy... So whatever you are,.. Just turn in to a hit chick and grind. Problem solved.
ImmaB3AST 7
Hot*
xXSmilezXX 7
They were just jealous of your epicocity
LizzJizz 16
Meh fuccckk it. Just hump peoples legs ;) no one will complain after that XD
UniquelyMine 0
why care adout others' opinions? just do what you like if you feel good about it!! :)
mjninety 9
Its all about having fun! Don't worry what others think.
monagro 22
it takes practice?
dhickey 4
If u had fun doing it, that's all that matters. The whispers were people being jealous that they didn't have the guts to get up there.