Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
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Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
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Tarlachia 33
Honestly YDI. Who the hell goes driving and thinks that maybe not having a pair of pants could be a bad idea? Also, do you not realize that those McDonald's people don't want to see your Barney the dinosaur boxers? No wonder they want $15/hr. They'll need it to get psychiatric help.
Soninuva 41
Not a great idea anyway, because unless you're in a big up truck, the drive through worker would be able to see.
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InnocenceBlue 38
How hard is it to quickly put on a pair of pants? Silly bugger. YDI.
gracehi 33
You could have at least put pajama pants on. YDI
Chaith 16
Bogans
GamerG0DDESS 29
I'm a bit conflicted here, I'm not sure if it's totally a ydi or fyl. So, I answered both. Here's why: Maybe I missed it, but I don't think it said that OP was the one to cause an accident. Someone could have easily drove into him/her while s/he was driving very carefully as to avoid having to get out of the vehicle. In this case, it's still silly to go pantless, but is it a ydi if it wasn't necessarily your fault for having to get out of the car? Maybe a little of both. Also, I could maybe see someone in a truck not putting on pants, I don't think anyone would avoid pants if they were in a lower vehicle knowing people could still see them. Still silly, but again, when I did it, I kept this in mind. So with it being something I'm guilty of, I'm a little understanding, but even I know it's a bad idea. Either way, next time always wear pants. I can't say I'm not guilty of this, so I can't be one to judge, but I always know I'd be at fault for not wearing any. There is ALWAYS a chance of someone driving into you or you getting pulled over. So best to play it safe and cover up.
veenarm 8
who cares, drivings your own peace of freedom until you get pulled over or get in an accident :( the shit I've seen people do behind the wheel is amazeballs
motleydemon 2
Looks like you don't ascribe to dressing everyday like you're going to meet the love of your life.
geniusness 6
According to moms everywhere, as long as your underwear is clean you're okay.
desiflychick 8
This FML is more QLD than NSW ;)
nattlecakes 19
My mom always says wear shoes when you drive because you never know if you'll get in an accident and have to step out the car
missa8604 26
My mother always told me to wear nice underwear in case of an accident. I guess she was concerned about what the EMT would think.
Lizzy500 16
If the accident is bad enough that an EMT is going to see them, they won't be nice (,or clean) anymore.
missa8604 26
I know you're right lol. I never understood it myself.
trucker2 33
Custom license plate- Pantless1