Health: Today, I was at a house-warming party and my friend was in her...

By trbaby - 14/02/2017 15:00 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was at a house-warming party and my friend was in her kitchen making drinks. When I was almost done with my drink, I went to take the last gulp and saw three mouse turds stuck to the inside bottom of the glass. FML

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Cynical_1 26

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Wednesday 15 February 2017 0:24

Well hopefully it was an alcoholic drink. If it was then the alcohol should have killed any harmful microbes. If it wasn't then...well...good luck OP.

ClassieCassie 0

Wednesday 15 February 2017 0:34

Hopefully, you submitted this from a doctors office. Ouch.

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Cynical_1 26

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Wednesday 15 February 2017 0:24

Well hopefully it was an alcoholic drink. If it was then the alcohol should have killed any harmful microbes. If it wasn't then...well...good luck OP.

Steve115s 7

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Wednesday 15 February 2017 0:35

Did not know that

BananEnigma 24

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Wednesday 15 February 2017 18:29

You can pour alcohol or use rubbing alcohol on wounds to prevent infection, but it would have to be a very high percentage alcoholic drink to actually kill ALL of the harmful microbes... like you'd pretty much have to be drinking straight ethyl hydroxide 100% proof with no additives...

ClassieCassie 0

Wednesday 15 February 2017 0:34

Hopefully, you submitted this from a doctors office. Ouch.

jcash52426 5

Wednesday 15 February 2017 1:40

Well know if you don't like something you eat and you can say it tastes like shit. And when they ask how do you know what shit tastes like you can say you accidentally ate some mouse shit.

alternative-facts 6

Wednesday 15 February 2017 2:21

Hey, maybe it's a delicacy, like the worm in the tequila bottles? Not buying it? Neither am I. Ew!

pjsr 32

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Wednesday 15 February 2017 3:44

You need one more drink for each mouse turd ...at the very least

PennyLane27 32

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Wednesday 15 February 2017 6:39

Holy frick! Between you and the OP with the mom that eats stuff that falls in the drain, I just...I cant. I'm done. If you need me, I'll be scrubbing every inch of my house 12 times.

TheZombieGirl 22

Wednesday 15 February 2017 7:51

Sorry OP, But from the burnt to a crisp mouse at the bottom of the stove at a family get together with another OP. To mouse turds at the bottom of your glass at a house warming party. Um, Just.. Trust no one...