Today, I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve. A cute guy came up to me at the bar and asked my name. I thought my 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end. I smiled and said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wandered back off into the crowd. FML
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Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I dressed up in my nicest clothes and spent ages putting makeup on before going to a nightclub, hoping to meet someone nice. The only person who acknowledged me was a guy who yelled, "Hey, wanna fuck?! Not like anyone else would ever touch you, am I right?!" FML
Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML
Today, I was at a club and caught a cute guy's eye from across the bar. He smiled at me, got up and came over, then said "Oh shit! You looked way hotter from back there. Damn!" and walked away. FML
Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML
Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
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MrSassypants 33
If he's going to be all pissy, and throw a hissy, for your name being Chrissy, you shouldn't mess with that mister, missy.
tranced_ 45
Well that's whorrable!
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Comments (114)
8313girl 28
The only other time I've ever heard the name Chrissy was from Three's Company. Now she was a ditzy nut but far from a *****. Sorry OP, but sounds like you're better off now than getting involved with judgmental a-hole. Happy New Year!
PrincessCastiel 27
The only time I've heard the name Chrissy, is from the youtubers Briaandchrissy :) and that Chrissy is very kind & nice
hayleyblack2u71 21
Whoa! My fursonas name is Chrissy!
MidnaLink 33
What's a fursona? Then again, I'm sorry I even asked.
HylianTwilight 21
Welp here's an answer. It's like a persona/character... but with a furry/anthropomorphic creature, AKA fursona.
WingWalker 2
Well.. He's not wrong.
MidnaLink 33
Actually, yeah, he very much is.
TommyG493 11
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PurpleKicks 22
Screw him.... He sounds like an asshole! Happy new year all the same! Try not to let him spoil you evening.
False_Stupidity 41
That's the problem, she won't get to screw him.
ImTheAlpha 30
Hey at least your name isn't Candy or something. Anyway, if he's really going to be like that over a name, it's not worth it. Also I don't know if they have Craigslist or something similar in Ireland but if it's that important...
MidnaLink 33
Would he prefer something Irish-standard like "Siobhan"?
BoaNikolaos 14
Lol seems like something I would do
briang959 47
Bummer
Erebus_Terror 12
That's a great rejection line. :-D
graphicstyle7 17
Er.. if you want to end that dry spell, you can go online and do dating sites like 95% of the single world. If you don't put forth any effort to find someone, it's a lot harder. You could be brightening up someone else's life as well. Go for it, stop waiting for it to come to you.