Today, I went to a bar which has two stories. I was on the top floor and then went downstairs. As I was going down, I recognised a boy in a wheelchair and his friends trying to get him up. I helped and took the wheelchair. One of his friends decided it would be a good moment to steal my wallet. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
Smooth criminal
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Chase scene
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Help!
Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML
Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
He started it, sorry
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
Top comments
edraptor 11
You can never do the right thing anymore without something bad happening
ProximityToDeath 20
Here's to hoping there is such thing as karma. Totally uncalled for, people like that disgust me.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (56)
asakadelis 7
You should've asked the kid in the wheelchair for the name and/or address of the thief. I'm sure he would've given it to you out of gratitude.
askagimp 5
nope, he was obviously in on it. If this was even true.
Mpii 11
I know karma's a bitch & all but that lady got her stuff mixed up today...
vikky538 29
What? Do they need money too??
worldclassrager 41
It seems like this was planned...was there no elevator to use?
thesixth1 2
who goes to a 2 story bar in wheelchair?
FenHarel 9
That's sort of what I was thinking. I'm assuming there's a bar downstairs, but maybe it was too crowded for the handicapped and his friends to get up to it. But then there are other bars with no stairs and less people.
Chinhull 22
punk ass kids
thebiteof87 27
Maybe the handicapped boy wasn't handicapped, they set the whole thing up in hopes of stealing things from people that tried to help them.
askagimp 5
definitely. No wheelchair user would let a stranger drag them up a flight of stairs
booterus 20
Definitely a shitty situation, but major props to you OP for helping the kid in the wheelchair. Many people would be inconvenienced by that. I'm sure he really appreciated your help.
mwali02 32
Bet you they do this to unsuspecting people every weekend...
catanita 18
No good deed remains unpunished.