Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
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Top comments
SunshineBoy21 0
This is not an FML honey, we thought we lost you and feared the worst. You may be 36 but, you'll always be our baby! We love you!
surferchick96 0
i cant think of anything else to say.... penis. who said that???
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Comments (131)
CoachLlama 5
They must have been too lazy to just walk back to the toy section to get you when they were ready to go.
hideyoself 4
Seems like OP got dazzled by the black ops cover at gamestop.. next time tell your mommy and daddy where you at
shaymae_fml 0
you deserved it because your pathetic enough to be 36 and still living with your parents...dumbass
xNephilim 19
Some people should learn to read before calling someone a "dumbass". The post says that the OP went shopping with the parents, not lived with them. There's nothing wrong with going shopping with your parents, especially considering what time of the year it is. It's very possible that the OP had no clue what to buy them for Christmas, or that the OP has a kid and the parents want to buy the kid something and therefore asked the OP to go with them, or that they went Thanksgiving shopping together. There are a lot of reasons and none of them are "pathetic". Dumbass.
acrector421 0
no one calls them mobile phones stupid.
Lizzi_fml 10
@#117 Sure, besides everyone in the UK. And probably other places. Maybe don't be so quick to call other people stupid.
zodak 0
lmao move out now!!
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
You're pathetic.
birdfreak 24
lost yes, child no. my parents stopped considering me as a kid when I was 10 I'm considered more of an adult especially when I'm taller than my mom and almost as tall as my aunt and dad
hateevryone 15
thats a tad bit much dont you think
iLick_Reeboks 5
#EpicFailure .
chica0023 3
That's sad. I feel bad for your parents.