By FalloutScrolls - 13/11/2015 14:49 - United States - Eau Claire

Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML
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Hey guys, OP here. So the actual FML character limit doesn't allow for part 2 of this story. My wife actually did mention Fallout in the post, but because it was rather lengthy and the punchline was towards the end, people knee-jerk overreacted to what they saw, and didn't notice that the long post was abbreviated on Facebook with a "read more" link. Several messages later, all is cleared up, and we're laughing about it now.

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221bcompanion 15
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Knock it off with your gamer elitist bullshit. Who gives a crap when someone started liking a video game series? Who are YOU to determine what a real fan is and who is legit?

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renasaurus 17

What's the difference? .

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renasaurus 17

What's the difference? .

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Adeptus_Astartes 22
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I've logged 38 hours in the last 4 days. There is none.

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jtfrisch 22
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Today I found a girl that is not only willing to watch me play fallout 4, but enjoy herself in the process. anti FML

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PePziNL 20

Well one gives you hours and hours of pleasure, will always be there for you and costs little money. The other one is a mistress.

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LeashaJoy5595 28
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Does she really exist? I didn't know it was possible to enjoy watching Fallout 4, I find it impossible to watch and wait my turn.

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jtfrisch 22
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lol nah she just likes to watch video games?

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ApparentlyNotEno 28

"What's the difference?" Sex, mostly.

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Chochoholic 16
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Don't worry, it's everyone's new mistress.

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zarrganaut 17
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Mine and my boyfriend's. We have a hard time sharing.

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UnidentifiedFun 37
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Yeah, hell, it's been my mistress since the second it finished downloading.

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thegreatstudini 9
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One of many mate, I wouldn't be worried!

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ber4fun 23

I'd say she understands perfectly. Get to raiding those vaults.

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Kermy1113 23
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I know how she feels.. But it's still messed up how she put that

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meli1195 31

I think the wife was just joking, others just took it the wrong way.

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gosh_mate 30
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At least your wife knows you're faithful. Just ask her to post another status to clear things up. :)

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awildwhisper 30

It's no one else's business.

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CoppertoneNicole 6
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It might not be anyone's business but you know people are going to make it their business. I like #6s idea

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wildstyle2007 8
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#30 - I mean, when someone posts a public status for everyone, it sort of does become everyone's business

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blazeitrabbit 14
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Wow those people that will believe everything they hear on the Internet :/

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A07 48

Well she's right you know

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Auromo 14
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Gamer problems.

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christian1509 21
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I'm sure your wife will be happy to explain to them what she meant and they'll understand.

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