Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I told a friend I was going to the dentist for the first time in years. He immediately replied, "Yay! Teeth whitening!" I hadn't mentioned teeth whitening. I'm not even going for teeth whitening. -5 XP new insecurity unlocked. FML
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
Today, I drank a ton of beers for my 25th birthday. My friends love to watch me open beer bottles with my teeth. I chipped both of my front uppers doing this. I'm no longer covered by my parents dental insurance because I'm 25 now. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Top comments
randomthing 22
Keep smiling! Don't let that comment bother you. I bet you have an amazing smile :)
krad204 21
Punch that guy in the teeth!
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Comments (101)
florido_fml 10
I think you removed your braces too early..
pennies_lane 6
At least you have teeth... and I'm sure they look great! **** your friend!
Posthuman 26
She did. Drunkenly. Then she assured him that he could pull out. Only then she yelled "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" as an act of revenge for his comment.
mikepzz 27
seems like q decent, honest fella.. on the other hand op maybe you should take a close look at your teeth and if they are jacked, pay a friendly visit to your ortho :)
zebraumicornz 6
They are probably just jealous!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Brace yourself for the long road ahead of you.
TheOath 12
Sharpen them and scare your friend off with your razor sharp fangs. Roar!!!
Wii624 5
I think that's a compliment! Jacked is usually a compliment muscle wise so i'd assme the same with teeth.
TheNewGuy03 29
My imagination went wild with this one. I'm picturing 'roided-up, sentient molars, canines, and incisors running around pell-mell and wreaking havoc on the known universe.
soad2014 7
Well...they were drunk. You can't blame them.
dredscott 7
I'm sure he was probably speaking the truth because booze is practically truth serum.
greeneyebeauty9 28
I bet your teeth look amazing OP. I just got mine off about a week ago. get them whitened and brush more often than usual. your teeth appearance will be even more stunning. :)