Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I told a friend I was going to the dentist for the first time in years. He immediately replied, "Yay! Teeth whitening!" I hadn't mentioned teeth whitening. I'm not even going for teeth whitening. -5 XP new insecurity unlocked. FML
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
Today, I drank a ton of beers for my 25th birthday. My friends love to watch me open beer bottles with my teeth. I chipped both of my front uppers doing this. I'm no longer covered by my parents dental insurance because I'm 25 now. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
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Top comments
randomthing 22
Keep smiling! Don't let that comment bother you. I bet you have an amazing smile :)
krad204 21
Punch that guy in the teeth!
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Comments (101)
lacespace 8
Zing!
Isa_fml 20
Yeah, it is. Basically equivalent to saying "her teeth are ****** up/weird/gross/what have you."
NellyFC35 19
Your friend was most likely making a drunken joke.....if not forget that friend!
Isa_fml 20
I'm sorry, OP. That was mean of him. Or maybe he thought he was being clever. Whatevs, who cares what drunks say?
88vivera 9
I bet he didn't really mean it
mrshr3dalot 11
He's drunk
br0ccoli 15
Having braces for a long period of time notoriously makes teeth yellow especially if you smoke a lot or drink lots of coffee. It's time to invest in some Rembrandt toothpaste and some whitening over-the-counter products (or 1 hr whitening at the dentist if you can afford it). As a girl, you need to keep that situation under control. Even if you have amazing dental hygiene, yellow teeth makes it seem like you don't. Ps: OP, keep wearing your retainer!
indifferentx 5
Just keep smiling, Hun! **** that asshole!
xBrookiee_Babyyx 0
i would be puss
monkers 10
Yay Alberta!!