Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my grandpa accidentally posted a nude photo of himself on Facebook. I will never be able to unsee that. FML
Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML
Today, I saw my grandfather on the train, with his cock out. FML
Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
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Top comments
colton_colton 50
Thats something you could've lived a nice, long life without ever seeing
MzZombicidal 36
I would just delete Facebook after that.
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Comments (70)
sugarbaby9908 20
That's rad!!!! I hope to be like that when I'm older!!
Sakuraashita 15
When I am old I shall wear purple... And post about my intimate life on Facebook...
connorgrant98 24
They love each other and that's good. It's normal for elderly people to have sex
StephC720 22
I love this! Good on them! My granny is 75 and is more sexually active than me for goodness sake.
rishkatr 3
On the bright side he CAN feel horny even at this age.
dpook 7
Hahaha! This is amazing!
jeriaslovesyou 16
Omg. xD
WeskerxChris 12
Viagra.
oJoy 11
not over the hill yet
AFaye3964 17
ewh.