Today, I went on a first date with an employee from Sobey's who asked for my number while I was grocery shopping. We decided to each bring a friend. I brought my roommate. He brought his girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, my date for this weekend called and asked if he could bring his possible new girlfriend on our weekend getaway as well. FML
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Top comments
testing_fml 0
Um, if you decided to each bring a friend, that's not a date.
WonderBlunder 0
Why is it a date when you're bringing your roommate? Preschool playdate??
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Comments (55)
Ranoona 0
if u bring a freind, it's not a date.
Rachalynia 0
yeah but who asks out someone they don't know for a non-date? weird.
Luv_my_life 0
Why would you even date a guy you hardly know?
perdix 31
To get to know him?
lmaoatyourlife 0
I don't understand why you WOULDN'T date someone just because you 'hardly' know them. Its not like a date means 'serious relationship'... its a good way to get to know some one.
_fake_ 0
Ah, Jesus. You fail. Also: Swingers, perchance?
_fake_ 0
^ This was supposed to be a reply to #2, but it didn't really work. Oh well.
christophe_fml 0
idiot
renobartender 0
Maybe he wants to share his GF with you. Some guys are like that. haha
littlegolferboy 4
In before "u shud all have sex wiht him!!" Oh, too late...
perdix 31
littlegolferboy, I'm sure you know ALL about foursomes.
littlegolferboy 4
Touché, good sir. Really I'm just sad I've never had any opportunities for orgies while shopping at Sobeys.
jillz 0
:D It's simple. Just steal his girlfriend with alluded promises of superior satisfaction. That'll teach him to bring surprises. "Ooh, neat! You brought a surprise for me. (Muhahaha!) How VERY nice to meet you _____. *charming smile*"
Zajebiste 0
Could of been less of a FML if you'd gone with the flow ;)
I_am_stupid_also 6
I love it when the FML's come in pairs. This guy is the bf who said it would never happen again. By which he meant that he would no longer go out on dates without the gf.