Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, my date left the restaurant because I didn’t agree with his opinions about the mentally disabled or mixed race couples, etc. Basically, a real scumbag. He also left me the bill, and it turned out he had all the most expensive menu items, including a £120 bottle of wine. It cost over £300 total. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
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Top comments
Saiyza 4
He was probably just in it for the meal.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Wat a dick.
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Comments (107)
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Was he drunk and showing his true crazy colours or are you really obnoxious enough to drive a decent man to say something that awful? You have some self introspection to do! However, shut it should have been your clue to leave him and the bill, surely he meant your wallet?
Casrein 0
he got you Rollin in the Deep.
lizzyrulesyew 0
AWW HELLZ NAWWW!!!!!
SoulSinner 0
Ummmm... I'm pretty sure they say to go out with ppl u know?!
GreggyZ 0
he's either Jekyll & Hyde or you said the wrong thing at the wrong time
babymickeycakes 0
Hahaha
CrazyChikklet 5
That means too skinny, put on some weight and then ull grow some boobs
Calyx_fml 22
OP, do what you're told and shut it.
1goodboyjames 0
He should've said, For the love of God shut the **** up!!!! Guess shut it didn't register with you. YDI
myschyveus 0
Someone needs Orbitz... were you saying a lot of H words OP?