Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, my date left the restaurant because I didn’t agree with his opinions about the mentally disabled or mixed race couples, etc. Basically, a real scumbag. He also left me the bill, and it turned out he had all the most expensive menu items, including a £120 bottle of wine. It cost over £300 total. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
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Saiyza 4
He was probably just in it for the meal.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Wat a dick.
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Comments (107)
That1TallK1d 0
Well you deserved to be told to shutup.. Now get back in the kitchen, and make me a sandwich!
Penises_are_fun 0
They were probably at a resturant so someone else was making a sammich.
Doortje 30
You suck at first impressions OP.
intheboot 0
maybe you're just a dumb bitch.... huh?
tinayoufatlarddd 0
That's right, shut those legs, he don't want your crabs.
Summer_Jane 0
Exactly. She needs to shut up and make him a dang ques-a-dill-a.
hellogoodbye1996 6
Napoleon dynamite reference. ^win!
mowilliams42610 0
damn he's real but dats still messed up
mintcar 10
What a douche. Where'd you meet this guy?!
InBetweenDreams 0
Wow, what a dick!
Caluar 5
bummer
bachooka 5
is it just me who thinks it's quite possible that this person was a horrible date? perhaps one who talked about themselves non stop and was really annoying and rude? if he started off seeming like a gentleman... chances are something changed his disposition...
jess6blondie9 3
21. Your baby is absolutely ADORABLE! :)
felipe87 2
agreed, we are only getting one side of the story
Sammara 0
And you stayed after he told you to "shut it?" You kinda deserve the rest, since you decided to stay.
Sammara 0
Nope, not just you. That was my first thought, too.