Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I found out why the guy I like insisted on inviting a friend along on our outings. Apparently, he was sick of me flirting/making moves, so he kept bringing her along in hopes I'd get the hint. Although this time, not only was I third-wheeling, but I watched as they hooked up in the backseat of his car. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
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DerpAngel 8
Should've just stuck to actual date rule and not bring his friend along.
MzZombicidal 36
That really sucks, OP. I don't know why he bothered to take you on a date if he wasn't even interested. Perhaps you WILL be a better match? :D Seems you two got along pretty well anyways. Regardless, I hope you have better dating luck from now on!
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Comments (60)
worldclassrager 41
Was his friend cute?
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Sounds like hes the jealous type
Omniprism 15
Not your fault. I would have done the same thing.
fabulousfiasco 12
It sounds like that was his plan all along. Why else would he bring someone? The other guy liked you so your date helped him out.
Drosophila82 18
He deserves it... What a tool... Diaries of a whimpy kid!
cupcakebruh 21
While that does suck that that happened, I thank you for trying to include the friend. I have been that friend many times and I'm always the third wheel. It's never fun.
oyevey45 12
But maybe you would be a better match for his friend. Sometimes that's not always a bad thing. Maybe he found you attractive but after watching you both interact thought you're more what his friend is looking for? Or he's an overly sensative jerk, in which case maybe you'd be better off with his friend anyway?
typicalsloot_ 6
Probably because you like New Moon. Just my guess haha.
fmyhardon 16
Best find out about jealous jerks early
ladykryptonite 0
What did he expect? Loser!!!