Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML
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felicialynnnn 16
As someone who is currently living with my ex boyfriend, maybe I can provide some insight. My ex and I don't have enough money to afford to pay out our lease, so we have to live together until it's over and then go our separate ways. It's not easy by any means, but sometimes coming up with a deposit for a new place and paying out an old lease at the same time isn't feasible.
zedjaleaf1 11
She probably wants him to pay her that $180 ticket.
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brezzyanna 17
My brother's fiancée lives with her ex. Not sure why, because my brother has his own place and her name isn't on her ex's lease.
usnwife 18
Ummm...no. Sorry, but the option to live woth your fiance or your ex, and she chose ex? Red flags there, hope your brother can work things out without his own FML.
Bubbilility 27
Not if they signed a lease and can't get out of it, especially since it costs thousands of dollars to do so.
Lakshdhd 2
OP, was this by chance in northwest Iowa?
aireeahna 23
It happened in Sioux City. I met the guy on tinder since I'm still pretty new to the area. Believe me I ran as fast as possible. I haven't talked to him since.
aireeahna 23
So I really don't know the dynamics of their relationship. Sorry that I don't have all of the details. It was not a situation that I wanted to keep myself in for very long at all.
violet_lipstick 12
Oh my! I knew a couple that lived together and was "ex's" ,she ended it with him and they still stayed together in the same bed room, an she had another boy friend ,all while the poor dumb sucker she found never knew the ex lived with her still .
janderson416 16
RUN.
cnl_82 4
I met my husband while living with my ex. We'd been broken up for over a year, but the rent was cheaper, so there we stayed. I moved back in with my mother until the wedding after we got engaged. That was 15 years ago and we're still married, so it's not all bad!