Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML
Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML
Today, I was at the bar with a date. My date made a joke about me being a slow drinker, so I tried to impress her by chugging the rest of my glass. She was impressed with how fast I chugged my beer, until it came back up. FML
Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML
Today, I took a girl out I've been seeing for two months on our first real date. I had saved all my money for the week for this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall." FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Anyone who says "threesome" is an idiot. There, I said it.
ramboman19 8
that must've sucked. :/
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Comments (173)
ckjacques53198 0
who measures out beer in gallon measurements?
ekb294 4
wat a bitch!
SplotchyxDroneZ 7
why would u go on a date with a girl who has a boyfriend?
1234USMC 0
Dan that's the kinda girl that makes me wanna get married. You better hold on to that one foreal. Get her pregnant if you can to!
RaeRaeHeartBreak 3
did she get alcohol poisoning? because a gallon and a half of beer is a lot in one sitting.
allmidnighteyes 11
.....Ke$ha?
ryrywakaka 0
ya I would Fk that guy up for making my Gf so drunk
DealsOnWheels 0
Haha ydi for taking a girl out who has a bf already.. you obviously were sending the wrong signals unless you thought you could steal her away then ydi for being to lame to convert her
jloz 0
just when u think u seen it all.
paolo131 0
I have had dates like this too... kinda sad ain't it ahhhahaha jk jk