Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML
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Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
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Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML
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Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
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Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Anyone who says "threesome" is an idiot. There, I said it.
ramboman19 8
that must've sucked. :/
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Comments (173)
ellopoppet 0
no worries, just move on and ask questions next time..
BadxBrad 0
Sound's like a bad day to me! :P
babygap1877 0
Wow, that bitch can drink
JoeTheBow 8
Maybe she was drunk when she got asked out.
gummibehrs 4
Will there be a second date? Maybe her boyfriend can chaperone the two of you.
sierraquadstr 3
I would like to talk about ireland
Ashkahnator 0
Look at the bright side, she didnt puke on you and her bf didnt beat you up. Haha.
j_cat187 20
u shuda got drunk 2
SserPrun95 2
I call bs. Do you have any idea how much a gallon and a half of beer it? That's 192oz of beer or 16 bottles. No way a girl could put that down in two hours unless she was 300+lbs. It would put 90% of the guys I've ever met on the floor if done under 2 hours. I can't imagine a waitress bringing 16 bottles to the table either for one person.
sandyhome 11
This is OP. Yeah, I miscalculated - she had three 32oz beers, which is only 3/4 gallon.
flowerchildd2 7
I think the OP was exaggerating.
ztruk 0
did she know she was on a date with you??
a_traveler 5
Just be happy you're not the guy who's car she most likely puked in. On to the next.