Love: Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore....

By whymanwhy - 13/04/2015 10:43 - Czech Republic

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

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Same thing different taste

By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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Just make it stop

By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom - Castleford

Today, I’m stuck on a date with a man who got ready by washing his car instead of showering, is proud to never read newspapers because “they lie”, and thinks racist jokes count as witty conversation. I’d have left already but he drove me, there’s no bus stop nearby, and no Ubers in the area. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Back to the comfort zone I go

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I tried to step out of my comfort zone and go out with a guy who’s not my usual type. He spent the whole date griping and complaining about how women never go for “nice guys” like him. When I pointed out we were currently on a date, he said, “I mean hot girls.” FML

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Good girl

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 12:01 - United States

Today, I went on a Grindr date with a really cute guy. I thought things went really well. When he dropped me off at home, he told me not to text him anymore because his wife might get mad. FML

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First Dates

By Anonymous - 06/06/2014 22:44 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

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By Carrie - 03/03/2010 13:21 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML

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Monday 13 April 2015 17:29

Drive him further away from his house and kick him out.

devildog562 33

Monday 13 April 2015 17:29

If I were you I would have left my date there and been done. At least you didn't put forth years of energy and sacrifice before you discovered he's a P.O.S.

Comments

NamelessFace 22

Sunday 19 April 2015 21:22

Woah. Hey, wasn't the point of Fifty Shades to EMPOWER women? Yeah, yikes...

meganmax 14

Tuesday 28 April 2015 23:39

hope you didn't give him a ride??

CrassKal 27

Wednesday 29 April 2015 3:22

Dodged that bullet OP

Itguy333 0

Wednesday 6 May 2015 20:56

Anyone that's into 50 shades of gray is a red flag. It does not accurately represent the real bdsm lifestyle and glorifies non consent. Run.

jenicide13 0

Sunday 10 May 2015 23:22

Amen!

ProgMetalMan 8

Monday 22 June 2015 6:31

The book is crap, but what kind of crappy BDSM fantasy has consent? The lack of consent in the context of the fiction is what makes it a dreamy erotic fantasy.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 4 September 2015 21:48

What a douche.

tcg14e 6

Wednesday 16 March 2016 3:35

well good news is he isn't a man if he didn't drive you to the date so you just saved yourself some time

holly_fly 34

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:34

That's not even what 50 shades is about -.- He was respectful to the females he dominated... At least when they were outside of the Room ;) but even then, he respected their limits.