School and Teachers: I want to speak to the manager of this school

I want to speak to the manager of this school

By WHYYY - 20/04/2023 10:00

Today, I accidentally fell asleep in class due to a new medication I’ve started. My teacher also thought it would be funny to blow an air horn in my ear in front of everyone, scaring me half to death. I’m currently pissed off while waiting to take this up with administration as well. FML

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You deserved it 270

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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You deserved it 34 847

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 48 063

Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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You deserved it 35 152

By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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You deserved it 42 837

By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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You deserved it 380

By kingkobrastrikes - 21/01/2015 01:56 - United States

Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML

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You deserved it 20 540

By pisspantsjob - 31/07/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML

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You deserved it 49 319

By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 008

You deserved it 15 668

By Skyler - 24/04/2013 19:14 - United States

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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You deserved it 14 341

Never sneak up

By Anonymous - 26/01/2022 14:01

Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML

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You deserved it 862

spinningrecords 14

Thursday 20 April 2023 15:43

An air horn is a little excessive and dangerous for your hearing.

Ubehage 32

Thursday 20 April 2023 21:42

If your hearing is damaged, you can press legal charges against the teacher. I would.

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spinningrecords 14

Thursday 20 April 2023 15:43

An air horn is a little excessive and dangerous for your hearing.

Hangryko 31

Thursday 20 April 2023 20:15

That teacher needs to be fired.

Ubehage 32

Thursday 20 April 2023 21:41

Just wake them up with an airhorn, then ask if they still think that is okay.

Ubehage 32

Thursday 20 April 2023 21:42

If your hearing is damaged, you can press legal charges against the teacher. I would.

who.me 5

Friday 21 April 2023 7:24

The teacher did go overboard but did you happen to let her know what was going on before hand since it was affecting you in class

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I want to speak to the manager of this school

Same thing different taste

Dozing off

Never sneak up

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