Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
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qtbabe127 22
OP said she kind of liked him, so she must have been feeling it to some degree. She wasn't expecting him to ask her to be his girlfriend on the very first date. That's not realistic. She didn't say she didn't want things to go further in the future, she just didn't want things to go further right now.
sheethapins 13
Just because she kind of likes him doesn't mean she should automatically accept. Could be she got out of a relationship recently and wanted to take it slow, or perhaps she just wanted to get to know him a bit better. Might have been going through a complicated time in her life... We really don't know but at least she was honest and didn't jump into what could possibly have been a bad relationship judging by his actions.
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Pensu 12
Wow, screw every last person who said you deserve it. Going on a date with someone does NOT automatically mean "yes I definitely want to be your girlfriend!" Asking someone for that level of commitment after one date together seems incredibly rushed to me, and he was obviously an immature manchild if he reacts to rejection with "THEN GET OUT OF MY CAR AND WALK!!" FYL OP, you absolutely did not deserve that, or the idiotic commenters.
Micahsamuel 2
What if it was a bad date? A date just means your spending time with someone to see if you wanna spend more time with them..... there shouldn't be any pressure or obligation. FYL OP!!!
davestrider 0
Uh... That was pretty good timing....
ellytoad 13
It seems you got lucky this time. Saying YDI would imply thinking that you should have caved and potentially ended up in a toxic relationship, judging from his reaction to such a harmless statement. That said, a hypothetical guy could get blown off by the "bad timing" excuse and then watch as his love interest glides by on the arm of some other fellow two weeks later. It will never stop being bad timing... unless it's somebody that you more than "kind of" like. I suggest adding a credible explanation next time, or just be honest and simply say you don't feel like you're right for each other.
InfiniIII 6
Praise the lert that nuttin went don beteen you two.
kanggaru 2
no such thing as bad timing if you really like a person. but yeah i think it would've been better if you just said no than that bad timing reason..
sandra1017 0
Haha I would of done the same thing
onorexveritas 24
he obviously doesn't take rejection well
KiddNYC1O 22
Haha his car, his rules!
leydia 10
Sounds like he's the one not quite ready for a relationship. Op it was a blessing in disguise.