Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with this guy I'd started dating. During the movie, I thought it would be cool and funny to make sarcastic comments. When he dropped me off home, he told me that it was the worst date ever and to not talk to him again for being "annoying and obnoxious." FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
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qtbabe127 22
OP said she kind of liked him, so she must have been feeling it to some degree. She wasn't expecting him to ask her to be his girlfriend on the very first date. That's not realistic. She didn't say she didn't want things to go further in the future, she just didn't want things to go further right now.
sheethapins 13
Just because she kind of likes him doesn't mean she should automatically accept. Could be she got out of a relationship recently and wanted to take it slow, or perhaps she just wanted to get to know him a bit better. Might have been going through a complicated time in her life... We really don't know but at least she was honest and didn't jump into what could possibly have been a bad relationship judging by his actions.
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brent321 10
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
stitesy29 18
He's the asshole
dhooks111490 8
Suck
rast262 5
Going on a date in no way implies you will be in a relationship in any way. A date is a date. Nothing more.
ChakatBlackstar 29
What a jerk. Some guys don't realize that sometimes a date is just hanging out with someone, not trying to pick up a girlfriend.
Kukironosuke 16
A date is not hanging out, hanging out is hanging out. The way some of you are using the word date, you could have a "date" with 3 or 4 of your buddies all at once. Maybe you are just using a different term of the word, but the traditional use of the word date is 2 people who are intellectually and or sexually interested in eachother, going out into public as a couple, alone and sepperated from any other people that might ruin "them time". Date's are what you go on AFTER you have a boyfriend/girlfriend. I can see how a "first date" may be whether or not you can see being with someone, like testing your compatability as boyfriend/girlfriend, but it's always assumed and expected that you are testing out a relationship. Date's are not events. They are not just going out to town. That's what you do with friends, and friends don't "date" they hang out. Unless you want to date your friend, but then they become your boyfriend/girlfriend. It's fine if you say "I don't think it would be right to be your girlfriend right now" But that's essentially saying that the date went bad, or that you had no intention of a relationship. It wasn't even a date if you had no intention of at least trying a relationship. I'm not saying friends can't go out alone together, but we have other words for that in the english language. Date is not one of them, date assumes you are either already a couple, or testing out a new relationship.
Sinkhole 26
Funny thing... my dictionary says that a date is "a social or romantic appointment or engagement". It doesn't say anything about people having to be in a relationship already.
bronlokis 1
but why? why go on a ''date'' with a guy you barely like? why torture him and yourself by opening those cans of awkwardness? i'm sorry, but you deserved to get stranded...
olpally 33
Getting stranded and called an asshole is harsh, but you kinda deserve it for going out with him and giving him false hope and for a guy you "kinda like." you either fully on like him or you don't, jeez... That grey area brought on the shit storm you received... Fyl and ydi on both counts for this one, glad you're not going out with him now.
blackvyper 8
You won't make that mistake again will you?
Spottedfeather 7
He was a bit of a douche, but it was stupid to say, basically, you don't like him while you're in the car.