Intimacy: Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted...

By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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By grossedout - 01/02/2015 23:10 - United States - Newport News

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

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By yepintheladiesroom - 07/06/2014 21:37 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML

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By Bobby ray slice - 22/08/2011 00:03 - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

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By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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By OhGodWhy - 29/12/2016 23:30 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML

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By reedcarter - 04/12/2012 02:14

Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML

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beryd 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:45

warmly greeted huh? I bet you were

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Sunday 10 April 2011 1:59

Y'all females are so ungrateful. If I walked in and saw a girl masturbating on the sink, I'd help her out!

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carlz717 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 7:30

deffs should of joined in

holygodthatshars 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 3:45

Did you like, tell anyone or anything? or reported him or whatever? :O

179jfkla 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 21:23

roflmao

madrose_fml 2

Sunday 1 May 2011 6:57

this happens at my high school at least once a month.

allyhatesu 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 9:25

Ewwwwwwwww I'm so freaking sorry!!!

quiet_Wyatt 0

Friday 27 May 2011 20:05

i bet he was using your face as a reference

jamminjylie76 0

Friday 3 June 2011 5:23

warmly greeted. was he cute

benniful 0

Friday 17 June 2011 10:27

that's cute... xD

sbsq11 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 17:56

Hobnocker!

sbsq11 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 17:56

Hobnocker!

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