Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
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Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, during the birth of my first child, my epidural didn't work. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I gave birth to my first son. He was 11 pounds and the labour lasted 22 hours. My husband was absent for 8 of those hours because he slipped when my water broke, cracked his head, and ended up in the ER next door. FML
Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML
Today, I went into labor, and my husband wasn't answering his phone. I called my sister to ask her to drive me to the hospital but she said she'd only do it if I paid her $1000. I had to dial 911, and almost gave birth in my bathroom in process. FML
Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Sylverstone 2
Delete the account. Record video of his reaction. Laugh at his pain.
skittlebabe 0
I would of disconnected the freakin tv or something
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Comments (244)
fsaskid 0
Standard.
ori0324 1
funny watching all you people talk about wow in ignorance. it is the most consuming game ever. if you let it, it can and will ruin your life... just dont let it like this douche in op's post.
overload390 2
i dont see wats so good about WOW..
sath_fml 0
did he atleast get epic loot? joking that sucks
FatMan23 10
HEY!!!! I was in that raid! He was talking about you.
MetalLetteRaver 0
Seriously. You know he plays WoW and you didn't see that coming? Lol..
irelandlol 0
how do u spell your husbands name? is it d o u c h b a g, because thats my best guess. you honesty need to have serious talk with him about that. I would have turned the computer off and smacked him upside the head instead of pleading and begging, but I take control of ALoT of things, and I'm kinda pushy so...
ZaneInsane 0
The sad part is, my ex fiance didn't even show up for our son to be born. He said since he couldn't bring his xbox 360 what was the sense. I had our son alone. Now he is alone =)
kayomi 1
screa
Sesh54 7
make an account yourself, train a little then beat him and watch him suffer >:D