Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
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Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, during the birth of my first child, my epidural didn't work. FML
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Today, I gave birth to my first son. He was 11 pounds and the labour lasted 22 hours. My husband was absent for 8 of those hours because he slipped when my water broke, cracked his head, and ended up in the ER next door. FML
Today, I gave birth to my firstborn child. Somehow, my mom and mother-in-law made their way to the delivery room, and walked in mid-push. While they were escorted out, I overheard my mother-in-law asking the nurse how her son, my husband, was holding up. FML
Today, I went into labor, and my husband wasn't answering his phone. I called my sister to ask her to drive me to the hospital but she said she'd only do it if I paid her $1000. I had to dial 911, and almost gave birth in my bathroom in process. FML
Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, my wife's water broke so I drove her to the hospital. After 16 hours without labor, I went home to get a little sleep. Four hours later I got the call and ran outside to find that my car was towed from my parking space. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Sylverstone 2
Delete the account. Record video of his reaction. Laugh at his pain.
skittlebabe 0
I would of disconnected the freakin tv or something
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Comments (244)
MentallyDull 0
-.-" If my boyfriend and I ever get married, and I get pregnant, this is going to be him. I just know it. I'm sorry, OP.
blodia 0
Yikes. Unless she'd been ignoring contractions for a while, she probably would've sat at the hospital waiting for however long it took her husband to finish. If she would've called her doctor, they would've told her to stay home until her contractions were less than 4/5 minutes apart. I mean, unless she was at that point right then in which case... what were you doing when the contractions STARTED?? Honestly, when I go into labor in July, I'll probably be raiding, and I'll probably continue raiding until I need to go to the hospital. ymmv
Raddaya 3
Stop thinking about yourself. Other people are paying money to play the game.
willitblend 0
Raidiraing is srsbznis. He may lose his spot in the core group if he leaves mid raid.
Rachel_D_001 4
wow!
Frenchface 0
oh my wow! but seriously that sucks
iamsamiam 1
tell him he needs to learn to multitask!!!! geesh! I breastfeed and raided when my baby was born!
sykokitti 15
what a loser...
dancer010 0
douche bag
leakyman 4
I used to be a nerd and play wow until I noticed I hadn't seen another human in 2 weeks but fyl