By UnluckyInk - 18/02/2013 08:50 - United States - Manlius

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Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 318
You deserved it 49 699

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That's why you should know what the tattoo means first!

You should also get a 4-leaf clover for food luck

Comments

At least you tried something new, but you should have made sure before getting a tattoo anyway.. And the good news is that you can most likely get it removed with laser or something (expensive)

So much for putting "a lot of thought into it". Fail.

perdix 29

#14, maybe the OP was aspiring to be a female sex slave. I've heard the job security is good -- you never will get laid off, just laid on ;)

Perdix- that's kind of terrible to say, even as a joke :(

perdix 29

#82, no, it's perfectly fine as a joke. It would be terrible if I were serious. Lighten up, Francis.

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Ydi for not doing enough research on something as big as a tatoo.

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Show it anyway

It's not the same, and removal is expensive and painful as hell.

91, Of course it is expensive and painful. But if you want to get rid of it, what else can you do?

jmcgee17 20

I think I speak for the general public when we say we'd like to see your four leaf clover :)

RedPillSucks 31

Have fun explaining what the tattoo means to your future kids.

I wouldn't be to upset its fun to have things that have alternate meanings tattooed in you now you can have a topic of conversation on hand plus you can play a game with everyone called guess the alternate meaning that will be fun

unknown_user5566 26

It's all fun and games until someone guesses it correctly, and wants OP to physically demonstrate the meaning of the tattoo.

TheDrifter 23

Still sounds like fun and games afterwards to me.

"Correctly" in this case is what the OP wants it to mean. It's their tattoo. The symbol has been around a lot longer than modern kinksters have claimed it. Really, it's fine. If someone makes suggestive comments, or asks, you can tell them, "I've heard that, but I got it for it's alternate (or "original" - why not make stuff up, too?) meaning of XYZ."

perdix 29

I wonder what the "I've got a job for you" face looks like. I'm guessing there was a cousin or uncle or two making that face ;)

perdix 29

#38, maybe so, but do you think it didn't happen?

Jacksparrow72 21

You should have researched the meaning of the tattoo first.

I just want to know how a knot can translate to female sex slave

I just want to know what this knot looks like.

because in that culture, different knots mean different things. theres a knot for warriors and a knot for marriage and love.. and a bunch of other stuff. look it up sometime.