Awkward, Tattoos and Intimacy: Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought...

By UnluckyInk - 18/02/2013 08:50 - United States - Manlius

Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML

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By thats_not_good - 28/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML

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By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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By damnit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

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By anon - 08/03/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a 'talk.' Now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 03:00

Today, my quite squeamish girlfriend came with me to get my latest tattoo. She saw a few drops of blood, screamed in the tattooist's ear, and completely fucked up part of the outline. She had to alter the tattoo drastically to cover up the mess and now it just looks bad. FML

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By scaredinnyc - 14/11/2012 01:03 - United States - Trenton

Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML

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By sausages - 17/01/2014 20:56 - Macedonia - Skopje

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

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By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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By slut - 29/08/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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Monday 18 February 2013 16:58

That's why you should know what the tattoo means first!

Kidkaplan 19

Monday 18 February 2013 16:57

You should also get a 4-leaf clover for food luck

Comments

broncos67 9

Tuesday 19 February 2013 3:58

So much for putting a lot of thought into it.

bigtime_rocker 11

Tuesday 19 February 2013 5:12

For god's sake, dumbass... Study first if your doing a tattoo with cultural, tribal or historical significance.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 19 February 2013 5:13

Don't wander too close to the leather crowd you may make unintentional friends.

megmichelle45 3

Tuesday 19 February 2013 5:22

you should have researched more; however, if the artist knew the meaning, he should have told you. if he didn't, ydi. but if he did, that was wrong on his/her part. i know i almost got a tattoo that would have meant something completely different the way I originally wanted it positioned. Luckily he told me before I got ink'd!

blink_kid 32

Tuesday 19 February 2013 7:49

Obviously you didn't put enough thought into it.

ZGoody 11

Tuesday 19 February 2013 10:03

YDI for not looking into what it ment.

Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 19 February 2013 10:13

Hope your good at peeling skin off

THExistentialist 13

Tuesday 19 February 2013 12:06

I always advise my victims (I'm a tattoo artist. victim sounds better than client I'd your tool is mainly a gun.) to research the meaning behind any symbology. because even if you have wanted it for a long time, doesn't mean you put enough thought into it to be sure.