Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML
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Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML
Today, on my and my wife's very first camping holiday, someone cut a hole in the tent wall while we slept and stole everything, including my keys and the car. Finally getting home, it seems the thieves got our address from the car's sat-nav and burgled the house as well. FML
Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML
Today, I haven’t been camping since I was a kid. I decided to give it another shot. I bought all the best equipment, researched all the great locations, planned a whole weekend. Turns out I still fucking hate camping and now I’m out over $400. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, my friends and I finished a 2 day, 40km bush walk. We parked a car at the finish of the track and drove another car to the start, so we could drive back and pick it up when we finished. At the end of the trek, I realised I had left the keys for the second car in the first car. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
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shananigans 0
ooh husband fail... I'm sure there's a walmart nearby
RedPillSucks 33
Eleven hours? Damn that is major fail. Hopefully the nearest store that sells camping gear isn't too far off.
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supermon99 0
In soviet russia we poop sauce wiener awesome sex kool tent car fml.
hite45 0
hahahahahahahaha!!!
Babblez 0
I for one would be terrified of sleeping under the stars most places in Australia letalone the outback. We've got some of the deadliest creatures on the planet crawling around over here >.> Not bears either, tiny little critters you don't even know got you untill you wake up in the morning with half your face missing >.> I'm not sure we have camping "parks" that sell anything letalone spare tents over here either. If you go camping you just go camping....no parks or stores anywhere near any good camp sites. No running water or toilets either. We went camping at the Allan River over New Years (which would actually be about 11 hours from the right places in QLD) and none of us bought tents, instead we set up tarps with poles over our utes, air beds in the trays, was perfect. Surely you bought a tarp? Just hang it over some trees, or set up your car, or go home. Its a pretty crappy situation, and I gotta say FYL, but you will be laughing about it later, and you'll have something to hold over his head :P
Babblez 0
Ahaha true :P
Seddah 3
Everybody forgets things. No need to be hateful.
Seddah 3
I would definitely choose sleeping in the car over sleeping in a tent. I'd thank him for forgetting it, lol I am terrified of tents.
acinom 3
even if you forgot your tent and there's no walmart I'm sure there's some place near by with tents if your near camp grounds it's something you'd want to sell for when something like this happens.
Babblez 0
As has been said before, its AUSTRALIA....we don't have walmart, and pretty much anywhere you go camping here is nowhere NEAR any place that sells tents. We don't have much in the way of "camping grounds" that actually have stores. Thats called a caravan park. And I can't imagine forgetting the tent, the one essential part of camping, is something that happens often enough to warrent a random tent store in the middle of nowhere. They've driven 11 hours, there either in the middle of the country in eastshit nowhere or they're up a mountain in the bush. Nowhere near stores.
blackllama 0
chill. Everbody makes mistakes.
nprz 0
Your fault too. If you're going on a trip, you need to make sure you have everything you need and not rely on your husband. Sure, he can pack it, but you can spend a couple minutes looking over what you have and make sure you have a tent! (I have a camping check-list, and misc trip check-list because forgetting stuff sucks)
Agamemnon_fml 0
guess u're going to be sleeping in the car then. =
Agamemnon_fml 0
guess u're going to be sleeping in the car then. =