Today, I went camping with my husband. We drove 11 hours to his favourite site before he remembered he didn't put the tent in the car. FML
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Today, I went camping with my husband not too far from our house. We got our tent pitched up, stove ready and roll-out bed out. He then said, "I'm just gonna go for a walk." It had been about an hour before I decided to go find him. He had walked home to play CoD. FML
Today, on my and my wife's very first camping holiday, someone cut a hole in the tent wall while we slept and stole everything, including my keys and the car. Finally getting home, it seems the thieves got our address from the car's sat-nav and burgled the house as well. FML
Today, we drove six hours to get to our holiday cottage only to realise that my girlfriend had forgotten her suitcase. This put her in a bad mood, so she made ME drive six hours back to her flat to get it, then when I got there, I realised HER keys to HER FLAT were still in HER handbag six hours back at the cottage. FML
Today, I haven’t been camping since I was a kid. I decided to give it another shot. I bought all the best equipment, researched all the great locations, planned a whole weekend. Turns out I still fucking hate camping and now I’m out over $400. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML
Today, I went camping. My tent is flooded, a raccoon ate all my food, I lost the anchor to my boat which as a result is now across the lake. Three more days. FML
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, my friends and I finished a 2 day, 40km bush walk. We parked a car at the finish of the track and drove another car to the start, so we could drive back and pick it up when we finished. At the end of the trek, I realised I had left the keys for the second car in the first car. FML
Today, I went camping with my boyfriend. We were sleeping on a small slope. He got so drunk he peed in his sleep. I was downhill. FML
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shananigans 0
ooh husband fail... I'm sure there's a walmart nearby
RedPillSucks 33
Eleven hours? Damn that is major fail. Hopefully the nearest store that sells camping gear isn't too far off.
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onechop 0
Set your car alight , hey presto a camp fire
meneedlove 0
Lol going to camp, and forgetting the tend is something special.
RedPillSucks 33
That's what I was thinking.... Forgetting the major part of camping... Like going skydiving and forgetting your parachute. Like going to have sex with your girlfriend and forgetting that you don't have one.
mjoep1996 4
red pill you make my day
beautifulppl 0
ha that's classic... should of checked it.
geordieboysgirl 0
I'd say that at least he won't do it again, but my hubbie went swimming with his phone in his pocket twice this month, so maybe he will. As they say can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
feenicks 0
let's hope you made enough sammiches!
kimbaheartsyou 0
I'm amazed at the people suggesting OP go to Walmart (no such thing in Australia, btw) or stay in a motel. Where do you think they're camping, in the mall carpark? If I was driving 11 hours to camp, I'd want to be somewhere remote and isolated. Otherwise, what's the point?
lrh11 14
Well there has to be somewhere closer than 11 hours away to obtain some form of shelter. Even if the nearest store/motel is 2 hours away,it's better than going home.
Snugglez 0
Okay and? You can sleep in the car. This fml sucks.
supermon99 0
Start making a cabin <:D
NavyWifey29 0
You should have checked for everything before you left, but sorry OP. You can buy a new tent.
gongshow100 0
I'm sure it was the husbands fault you were probably nagging him and your constant bitching made him lose track of his thoughts