mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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hey-o
United States
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
WaxOnWaxOff
Denver, United States
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
C. Kronick
United States
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hedgehog
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
mustachioed
United States
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
RR
United States
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
bojangles
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Top comments
Cheeley 17
Now that's true love right there.
SlapAndTickle 20
Now it's time to grow a beard.
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Comments (78)
Enslaved 36
Just sit on his face to make up for its loss. :P
SlapAndTickle 20
Considering how she had a mustache, the thought of her nether regions grosses me out. Let's get him a weed whacker incase he gets lost. :P
Jharrist89 12
Lol, it's gna be like walking through a tropical jungle with a sword!
Enslaved 36
Well, let's hope "the tongue is mightier than the sword". :P
SlapAndTickle 20
Bahaha!
Jharrist89 12
And the nose!
MsSoulReaper 27
#24 and #27 are on a down vote spree.
SlapAndTickle 20
Well, to be honest I could give two *****. :) Thumb me baby.
ocramavaf 15
Will do
monkeyy100 15
At least he's not bothered by it, unlike other guys :O
onorexveritas 23
mustaches are romantic, now your bond is gone. how dare you?
Welshite 39
Go buy fake mustaches. You can be something different every day, and role play accordingly.
erikav9669 11
That made my night (x
lishajoy777 14
my boyfriend would probably say the same thing if I waxed mine... maybe I should its getting a little bushy
davincidasecond 24
Hahaha. Your guy's a keeper.
THobsession4 18
Hey, he didn't seem to mind and if you don't want to wax your upper lip that's fine. Body hair isn't something to be ashamed of and if someone tries to make you feel bad about what you do with your own body then they're stupid.
buckdharma 37
Onto his what?
lysx84 24
Uhm... moustache...?
evilscorpi 29
waxing so painful, I'm glad my hairs aren't noticable
djxerxes9000 18
Who wants a moustache ride? I DO! I DO!