Love: Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me...

mustache girl 27 May 2013, 23:10 Magog, Canada

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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hey-o 23 February 2009, 23:09 United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML

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WaxOnWaxOff 6 September 2012, 21:50 Denver, United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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C. Kronick 11 February 2009, 05:24 United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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Anonymous 8 February 2010, 06:58 United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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Anonymous 6 April 2009, 21:50 United States

Hedgehog

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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unbelievable 2 February 2009, 11:04 United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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Anonymous 27 October 2010, 06:12 United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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mustachioed 29 September 2012, 05:06 United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

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RR 11 July 2009, 05:58 United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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bojangles 28 February 2009, 00:34 United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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Cheeley 17

28 May 2013, 08:17

Now that's true love right there.

SlapAndTickle 20

28 May 2013, 08:17

Now it's time to grow a beard.

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Comments (78)

timss4 19

28 May 2013, 21:12

Honestly, you should feel lucky... Lol

psuedoanon 2

28 May 2013, 22:06

I also agree with #2. That is called unconditional love my friends.

SecsNoises 6

28 May 2013, 22:55

This comment thread has made me lose hope for humanity... That said, be glad you aren't dating a shallow prick hand spoon-fed opinions by the media. The notion that body hair is gross? Created by advertising companies - any guesses what they were trying to sell? Yep, shaving paraphernalia. Baaaaa.