Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
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Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
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Cheeley 17
Now that's true love right there.
SlapAndTickle 20
Now it's time to grow a beard.
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Comments (78)
Alicestraza 33
That's actually really sweet in an odd way. You're lucky to have a bf that doesn't expect you to be entirely hairless and isn't grossed out by a woman with hair.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Maybe it's just me, but I thought maybe he was joking with that. Pretty cool that he tried to make her feel good, but still funny.
sniken 14
not just you. I thought the same way as well. It could've been a ironic / sarcastic comment, also this would make it more of a fml.
worldclassrager 39
He'll get used to it missing...
laughmaster 9
Atleast he loves you for you
MissVeracity 12
Don't take it the wrong way OP, he just wanted to let you know that it didn't matter to him in the first place. True love right there :)
olpally 32
Meg griffin? Lol.
avapaige1234 19
He's sweet. I wish I have a boyfriend, too. FML
cetlawizard 15
He "misses it rubbing against his mustache"??? Um, I think your boyfriend has a secret he's not letting on about...like the fact that he may like guys..or at least ladyboys (t girls...transgenders) maybe???
natheitz 23
Don't worry, it will grow back
LyraAlluse 25
Mustaches are all the rage! Grow a stache and wear it with pride. You can even match it to your boyfriend's style so you have couple mustaches.
elizacandle 29
You can save yourself money and spare yourself some pain all while still pleasing your man, I don't see this as an FML.