Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
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Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
Today, after a bad head cold, my boyfriend woke up, shambled to the bathroom and sniffled. He then pulled the biggest booger I've ever seen out of his nose; it looked like a giant slug. He took a picture, then set it as his lock screen. FML
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kelciimackk 24
Does he work at Booger King? I'm sorry for making a joke, it snot funny.
papygeorges 17
I would feel sick too if I were you... The bastard did not even offer to share! How selfish is that!
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Comments (111)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
This is the last time I look at FML while eating.
oasis359 13
youv got a keeper.
pixierara 28
I almost threw up just reading this
citrusglass 22
Just reading that's description made me loose my appetite.
cheshireau 26
Oh OP, I've have the exact same thing happen to me. I refused to kiss him after that. He was in his 30's.
nodai 13
Perhaps all men pick their noses, but I always have a tissue on hand. That's not something I'd subjegate myself to. It is ironic, however, that so many men have a fear of oral xD
TomeDr 25
For everyone upset by the "all men do it" phrase, it's a reference from the movie Frozen.
captainsmegma 12
Jealous he didn't share?
musicallabero3 15
my boyfriend did that once and I thought he had eaten it so I questioned him in horror. and he said no but I didn't believe him. I just laughed it off and didn't kiss him till later or if I forgot he even did it.
Weasely 11
I want to click "you deserve it" just for sharing it on here with such descriptive imagery.