Miscellaneous: Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got...

By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML

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By frownyface - 14/01/2012 17:32 - United States

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Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 17:06 - Ireland - Donegal

Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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SabyTheDevil 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 17:00

owned by grandma!

ckjacques53198 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 17:22

screaming. Was that necessary? You really crave attention.

Comments

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 17:32

Why are FML Grandma's so AWSOME!?

SmallTownCutie 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 15:28

Because they're all Betty White.

OhShuttup 0

Monday 27 December 2010 10:54

agree

underpaid011 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 17:41

tell your grandmother that I love her! that's awesome.

Shaggy_92 5

Saturday 25 December 2010 17:48

EPIC WIN FFOR GRANDPAAAAA! EPICCCCC FAIL 4 u!

footballGOD58 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:22

It's Grandma, not Grandpa... Fail for you asswipe

OhShuttup 0

Monday 27 December 2010 10:56

Fail for you dipshit^

traze 7

Saturday 25 December 2010 17:51

All these old folks FMLs sound like bullshit to me.

supertacowaffle 41

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:02

You got owned by your grandma. FYL

justbigbs 6

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:25

Despite what Grandpa thinks, that cut on the web F@#$@# hurts, men may not scream about it, but is an area that opens and closes, and the human body sweats thus salt on the wound. Use liquid bandaid.

Iluvbeinamommy 0

Friday 5 August 2011 6:54

Ma, grandma.

monkeyCanDoMYJob 7

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:27

what's with people getting owned by their grandmothers on FML?

chanel5829 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:51

Ikr lol people getting pwned by grandmas

sammiesam221 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 1:43

cos it fukin AWESOME!!!

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 19:17

Lol I get you pain. I live in Washington too(;

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Saturday 25 December 2010 20:18

That's so mean :O

MLuckyCapoeirist 6

Saturday 25 December 2010 20:18

Actually, because of the high quantities of nerves in our fingers, a papercut really hurts.Not everybody wants to understand that, so FYL.

LilaBear 1

Sunday 26 December 2010 6:57

you're talking as if nobody on this post has had a papercut before. You don't need to give us a lesson in nerves and how papercuts "really hurt" - I am sure everyone here has had papercuts (I get loads of them at work as I work with paper filing a lot) and know what they feel like.