Today, I was working in the box office. A group came in for tickets but wanted to pay individually. One paid $40 for a $25 ticket. Laughing, I reached for the calculator while saying, "I went to public school, so I can't do math." They didn't laugh. They were all teachers in public schools. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML
What?
Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML
I just work here, lady
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Coinbased
Today, I rang up a customer’s items. The total came out to $24.67. She handed me a bag full of coins and looked at me expectantly. I asked if she had any other payment methods; she got irritated and said ,“If I did, I wouldn’t have given you this, stupid!” I had to count them. She was still 6 dollars short. FML
A cashier's life
Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
I just work here
Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML
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ZuRG_fml 7
Why? Why are people so giddy that they're mathematically incapable? Nobody goes, "teehee, I read at a 6th-grade level!" "I struggle with subject/verb agreement and homophones in my native language!" Don't be proud of the fact that you're a dumbass.
iKaite 0
Its really not that hard a sum, dude. o_O
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SimpleSimon 0
People who are blaming teachers need to wake the **** up. I left education 5 years ago, and from my high school yeargroup of 250, I can tell you now which kids grew up to be minimum wage benefit claimants living on shitty council-owned housing estates spending my tax money on cigarettes and cheap lager. We all had the same teachers, some just chose not to pay any attention to them. Aside from the unfortunate few with GENUINE disabilities, the only reason for anybody to leave school without a good basic level of literacy and numeracy is that they refused to be taught.
lowcapacityx 0
I feel bad for you not knowing how to do simple math. Pretty sure a kindergartner could do it.
renyark209 0
How ******* old are you???? 40-25=15 genius. My eight year old sister goes to public school and is easily capable of this... Without a calc.
xkaokaox 0
trust me, it's not the public school's fault. you are just stupid lol.
FarSide 23
NO! It is the public school's fault, and it is the PARENTS fault for accepting substandard education for their children. Cut the MOFO TV off and get involved. Refuse to accept whatever. Demand, insist, that your child have a better education than you. If you don't want a better life for your child, you should not be a parent.
SimpleSimon 0
You're correct in saying it's the parents' fault, but for the wrong reason. What you've basically said is "it's the parents fault for not blaming other people enough". Parents need to encourage their kids to learn, to put effort in at school, and they need to discipline them appropriately when they don't. The fact that not everybody leaves school incapable of functioning in society proves it is NOT the fault of the schools and/or teachers. It is the fault of lazy, ignorant young people and the parents that can't or won't sort their offspring out.
FarSide 23
I agree with you. If you reread my comment... it is the Public School system's fault AND its the parent's fault... that is very clear from my statements. It is the PARENT's responsibility to insure their child is educated. That means holding the SCHOOL system accountable for its responsibilities. There is not a lone contributing factor. There are many contributing factors... Parents, School, Madison Avenue, illegal drugs, caviler sex, and a myriad of competing entertainment venues... Sports, Internet, Hollywood, Television, etc. Too many parents do not know, and/or care, and/or wish to manage/forbid/train their children in prioritizing their time, observing societal manners, obeying rules and laws, and dare I say (yes I will) instructing right and wrong and values and morals. Leave it up to a child (or the school) to address homework, chores, "discover their values" or to have sex/drugs/surf ****/TV et cetera, and in 12 years, IF YOU ARE LUCKY, you may have a child with Hollywood values who can use a calculator to do simply math . In many instances, the kids will drop out of school. Trillions have been thrown at education by legislators... but its not the School System alones fault. The USA outspends, per capita, every other Country in education... but at this point in time, India, China, Japan, S. Korea, et cetera produce more scholars than we do. I am VERY happy for those Countries, but I AM PISSED at the return on investment MY education tax dollars recognize. Hillary and Blue States may teach (as #78 so exquisitely put it: the arrogant upper class... who knows what's best for the underclass) that it take's a Village to raise a child... but US Government and local community efforts have done little to overcome what Mom/Dad have not done. Education, respect, and moral values START in the home. Money alone cannot cure what is wrong in the heart and mind. Do I expect much agreement with these thoughts? No, but 50% might agree. Why 50%? Because only 50% or so PAY taxes for all education, welfare, military agendas, and administrative bureaucracy in the USA. Why? Because these 50% are the only ones making enough to pay taxes. Why? Because they have chosen (or been made) to pursue education and be contributing members to society. We are living up to OUR responsibilities; is it too much to ask for (most) of the remaining 50% to step up and begin to correct this decay in their education, parental responsibility, and eventually contribute taxes for the good of the whole? So all joking aside, I say to the OP: it is not FYL.... it is F Our Lives because WE have to carry the water for an unacceptably high underclass. My apologies for this tirade. I like most come here to laugh, insult some, be entertained.... but occasionally an FML touches a nerve. And now, I feel better.
FarSide 23
@94: I would be remiss if I did not comment directly on your post. In far fewer words than I, you stated it elegantly in your simplicity. I agree with you. But I do not want to leave an impression that I subscribe or promote the notion that "it's the parents fault for not blaming other people enough". It's first and foremost a parental responsibility for raising their children. That parental responsibility however, demands that others (including the children) successfully fulfill their responsibilities. Many forces touch and influence children, but in the USA, ultimately the legal guardians are charged with insuring that the health, welfare, and education of their children is satisfactorily fulfilled until the age of 18.
skiBOAT 0
Really? You can't count by fives?
heyitsmandy 0
YDI for not paying attention in the 4th grade. BUT hey, look at the bright side, you have a job! =) #88, it said a group came in, lol. o_o So maybe 5 people came in.
Edmuresay 0
Yes, that's an easy difference. However, in America, there is this thing called sales tax, and I'll be damned if that ticket came out to exactly $25.00. It was probably $40 - $25.29. Now in a box office dealing with a customer line, I would bust out the calculator as well. **** doing math while 10 people are waiting to buy a ticket.
FarSide 23
Who cares if there are 1, 5, 10, or 20 in line? You still going to make minimum wage regardless of how long it takes. If number 20 shows up late and misses the movie intro's, that's their tuff luck, not yours. But, I know you might not grasp the math in this statement. So grab a calculator to try and figure it out.
hjordis 2
There's no sales tax on the movie tickets I buy.-.-
beethoven_fml 0
okay, man, 14.71. no calculator, five seconds, hated and bombed math all throughout public school, haven't done a math problem in four years. if you cannot do simple addition and subtraction fast in your head you are not holding yourself to a high enough standard.
Edmuresay 0
Playing devil's advocate in a mostly unanimous decision. Don't get too worked up over it, but yeah, I agree with you.
bbobe900000 0
I agree with the OP--how can teachers teach anything if they can't get their students' attention? Most high school teachers put up with too much shit from students, resulting in people like the OP. ie people who don't have basic skills to get through life because they were too busy dickin around in school to actually try and learn. YDI for not knowing that, though. btw #93, "tuff" luck? hahahahaha
quivx 7
The teachers deserved to hear that. I agree with the OP's sentiment. Speak it brotha
dRose22 0
YDI for going to a public school