Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
How Thoughtful
Today, I found out that my new serving job does in fact take the time out to write a check for $0.00. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Stingy git
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML
Today, I ordered take out, and paid with a credit card. The cute cashier gave me the receipt to sign, and under 'tip' I gave a couple of dollars. I realized that I had given too much, crossed it out, and changed it. Unaware she was watching, She then responded, "Did you just lower the tip by $1?" FML
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML
All in a day's work
Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML
Cheapskates
Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML
Top comments
schwancy 2
People only do that when they want you to know they aren't tipping you because you did a crappy job.
ThaMilkshake 0
lol... cheapskate... nice way to tell you you didn't work hard enough xD
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tdog_ossim 0
#11XD
djewel6 0
I dare say you musta really pissed them off although i find leaving a penny much more of a message. once I wrote in under tip "get a new job" haha
lifes_a_b1tch 7
Lol. I usually write why the service sucked, when it's that bad =)
unidentified_sta 5
Well, won't be hard to mark that one down for your taxes.
twinkiee_fml 0
lol
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
this reminds me of the time when i was serving lionel richie at a restaurant i used to work for, he tipped me $100 and left me his his hotel name and room number. of course i meet him later that night, and it was magical
SparcMac 0
YDI for doing a bad job
sweet_candy_ 17
should have gave him a knucle sandwich on his way out :)
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Tips are not mandatory. Expecting that the customer must be forced to pay or get beaten is the mark of thugs and violent idiots. If the service is bad, the customer is right not to give a tip. Tips are an extra on the side of the salary the waiter is being paid, they're a monetary gift. You don't give it unless it was earned.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
These day in America servers are paid well under minimum wage because they get tips. They have made it so that waiters and waitresses actually do depend on tips to make money and therefore tips have become a requirement and not "extra". That's why as a general rule, if one can't afford to tip then they can't afford to eat at a restaurant. It's ridiculous, it's annoying, but it is the way it is.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That's also why some restaurants now automatically add gratuity into the bill. That and because it puts a stop to those people who go out to eat, sit for three hours, make a huge mess while they run up their $100 bill, and then leave a quarter for tip.
TheDrifter 24
And that's why I stopped going to certain restaurants. If I sit for hours waiting for my food I am certainly NOT of the opinion that the server deserves 10% of my bill automatically added to his/her wages. Yes they are paid under minimum wage on the expectation of tips, but their wage should be based on their competence, not the price of my dinner choice.
valalvax 13
he was referring to the ******* tears who sit at the table drinking and causing trouble for hours at a time
angelofmusic89 11
If you wait for hours for your food it is usually the fault of the KITCHEN not the SERVER. This happened to me many, many times as a server and I would explain it and still get my tip :)
st0815 9
I can understand how annoying that must be for you (you busting your ass trying to do a good job and the kitchen failing you) and I usually tip very well, since I appreciate that waiting tables is a tough job. That said: at some point it's getting unfair to ask the customer to understand the problem - it's not the customer's concern why he got bad service. It would be better to get them some some freebies (if your restaurant allows you to do that) or to give the kitchen hell so they won't put you into that situation anymore.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I was not referring to people waiting for hours on their food. I was referring to the people who finish eating and then continue to sit at the table for another two hours or so. Just to clear that up because some people seemed confused. Think of the people who go to watch a football game at a restaurant and spend three hours or so getting wasted and making a mess.
sweet_candy_ 17
It was a joke :(
twinny_sc 13
Hooters waitresses make good tips.
soldier4life_88 0
true statement!!! and they are mostly hot too!!!
unidentified_sta 5
What is with all the gender assumptions anyhow? It is not referred to in the least.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Gotta love people ;)
simran9 0
it can be inferred that the gender is female due to the fact that the protagonist was serving in a restaurant, a job highly occupied by females.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Actually it can not necessarily be inferred that the gender is female because 1. There are male servers, and 2. They said they were working in a restaurant, they did not actually say they were the server. There are plenty of people in restaurants who are supposed to get a cut of the tips but are not actually servers such as the people who wash the dishes and clear tables.
n8equalsd 0
Boo-Hoo. Cry me a river, OP.