Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
How Thoughtful
Today, I found out that my new serving job does in fact take the time out to write a check for $0.00. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Stingy git
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML
Today, I ordered take out, and paid with a credit card. The cute cashier gave me the receipt to sign, and under 'tip' I gave a couple of dollars. I realized that I had given too much, crossed it out, and changed it. Unaware she was watching, She then responded, "Did you just lower the tip by $1?" FML
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML
All in a day's work
Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML
Cheapskates
Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML
Top comments
schwancy 2
People only do that when they want you to know they aren't tipping you because you did a crappy job.
ThaMilkshake 0
lol... cheapskate... nice way to tell you you didn't work hard enough xD
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mritty 2
I've done that, once. It was truly atrocious service. The waitress was rude, slow, inattentive. Our simple sandwiches took more than 45 minutes, she never came over to ask if we wanted refills, she dropped off our food without a single word, and never came back to check on us - or to find out that the food she dropped off was not made as we'd asked. I made sure to write $0.00, to be absolutely certain she knew I was *intentionally* leaving no tip, rather than simply forgot to leave one.
strtrknaxdunivrs 0
I do that when I leave my tip on the table in cash. I used to not write anything, and then one time my waitress warned me and the other girls I was eating with to always write something because if it's left blank it's easier for your waiter to be dishonest. Though writing $0.00 does seem kind of mean. I suppose from now on I'll draw a line through it or write CASH or something.
bren_DUH 0
I do that just so no one writes in a rediculous tip for themselves but either bad job or what an asshole
unrealzeuss 0
jesus #24 you actually took the time to write all that in an fml comment ? go outside, to the park, find friends. you will find it nice instead of putting your time in this.
GrandpaSmith 4
Waiting tables is a hard life. I started out there, but I was fortunate to get my education and a good career. now I always tip at least 25%, often more when the service is really good or the bill is small. But if the service is bad, I will write $0.00 for a tip. And, if the service is really bad, I'll even dip a penny in something sticky and paste it to the bill so the manager knows when he tallies the receipts. (I've only done the penny once in the past fifteen years--at Johnny Rockets in the Pentagon Mall, Alexandria, Virginia.)
Sigh907 10
Omg! I have had this Happen on multiple occasions! What's fun is when you get a jerk who writes: 00.00$ in the Tip line, when they are buying less than 5$ worth of food!!!!
milly_11 4
i ******* hate when that.happens to me. those ppl r.jerks
BaDJennings 0
Sometimes people feel you didn't do a good job and are afraid you may try to rip them off so they so they will put nothing down
iwishicould 7
I do that sometimes but only if I leave actual money on the table. Because I never know if they'll write their own tip in.
CabbageTrees 13
Can't tell if trolling or you suck at your job...