Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas... - FML

By ari - 27/07/2019 20:00

Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML

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raven_of_azarath 34

Saturday 27 July 2019 20:21

She yelled at you for her walking in on you? How does that make any sense?

AddictgirL 7

Saturday 27 July 2019 20:05

wtf? why?

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AddictgirL 7

Saturday 27 July 2019 20:05

wtf? why?

raven_of_azarath 34

Saturday 27 July 2019 20:21

She yelled at you for her walking in on you? How does that make any sense?

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