By Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
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Harpy20 24

I find it odd that the mother didn't verify what you would come as if she knew her kid hated clowns. Usually the costume of the entertainer is discussed beforehand.

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MrsDruidess 23

hey money is money! There is not much of a difference between a clown and a princess regardless of gender at your age. ;-)

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Camillaheha 18

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all? - YOU! :D

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Kalipczo 21

Why did she hire a clown if her kid is afraid of clowns

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queerdragon 20

You got paid. However, I would take this as a learning experience and keep another costume, change of clothes, or something in the car for emergencies like this.

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benmec 18

You know you looked fabulous in that dress!!! And I bet you had a little fun workin' it!! It's all good if you didn't need spanx.

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DasHaas 9

You're an entertainer... isn't this what you do?

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VeganVampyre 26

Entertain? Yes. But probably not in a dress, typically... I think he should just look at it as a fun trip to the past. I mean, back in Shakespeare's time all the actors were male, so about half of them had to go through the same thing as OP. just imagine, OP, if you had to wear a dress every day! :P

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dudeimmadoc 9

Years from now, this kid will look at his birthday photos and wonder just what went down that day.

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alicat089 18

username stealer lol

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jonahwalzer 12

Im sure you were a pretty princess!:)

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FezzesAreCool 18

At least the kids were entertained!

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