Kids: Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown....

By Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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By Randolph - 15/10/2012 02:24 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML

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Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I had to walk through an extremely crowded pub wearing a dorky prisoner outfit to get to a dress-up party at the back. When we got there, I soon realised it wasn't fancy dress, but just black-and-white themed. FML

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Get them away from me

By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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Harpy20 24

Wednesday 9 October 2013 9:17

I find it odd that the mother didn't verify what you would come as if she knew her kid hated clowns. Usually the costume of the entertainer is discussed beforehand.

MrsDruidess 23

Wednesday 9 October 2013 9:14

hey money is money! There is not much of a difference between a clown and a princess regardless of gender at your age. ;-)

Comments

Rissa11 9

Wednesday 9 October 2013 20:15

She didn't think of that before she.ordered a clown performer?

akireonivert 3

Wednesday 9 October 2013 20:19

I pictured you as Gru from Despicable Me 2 movie.

cantfixme36 28

Wednesday 9 October 2013 20:51

... Gru?

baref00tmama 15

Wednesday 9 October 2013 20:52

OP, you rock for doing it anyway. And I bet you were the prettiest princess at the party.

Bauss96 9

Wednesday 9 October 2013 21:37

*the

CaptnNorway 10

Wednesday 9 October 2013 22:05

Clowns are scary as **** ... No wonder the kid wanted to wear something else.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 October 2013 23:22

Could have been worse...maybe...but still that would be a fun memory...

randome101 12

Wednesday 9 October 2013 23:40

LOL

blackonblight 32

Wednesday 9 October 2013 23:59

You didn't have a backup costume? Well, now you know, I guess. And if the princess was a hit, get one in your own size, and have fun with it. Go Monty Python's Life Of Brian level cross dressing recursion with fake beards over your real beard, falsetto voice faking lower, own that shit. Or just be like that guy who I can't for the life of me remember which state he's from, who's this tough old guy who just so happens to wear blouses skirts and bows all the time. And thinks the people who attack him for it are idiots stuck in the past.