By ssenmodnaR - 27/07/2016 16:30

Today, I learned that I'm in that special kind of relationship where my ex thinks we're still married, no matter how many times I tell him that we were divorced over a year ago. FML
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LolitaLena 16

Maybe it's time to introduce them to a nice piece of paper called "Restraining Order"?

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justcommenting19 19

The only solution is to dye your hair, wear big sunglasses, and move to Argentina.

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justcommenting19 19

The only solution is to dye your hair, wear big sunglasses, and move to Argentina.

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gracehi 31

Why Argentina? I hear Abu Dhabi is nice this time of year.

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viipeterson98 14

what do you know? you're just a sponge

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justcommenting19 19

That's discrimination. Sponges have feelings too. *cries*

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LolitaLena 16

Maybe it's time to introduce them to a nice piece of paper called "Restraining Order"?

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dorothy675 15

Time to get out the good ol' restraining order! Sorry OP, that sucks.

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toolazytotype99 18

Maybe start seeing other people OP, then maybe your ex will realize that you've moved on and they should do the same

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allie2590 31

Or he might react violently, but let's hope for the best. ^^

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Pixiewolfe 46

or take it out on the new partner. Best deal with the issue of why he thinks you are married!

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

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justcommenting19 19

...can you read?

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Do I really need to spell this out? OK then: 1) There is a stereotype, myth, cliché, call it what you will, that women stop giving head to a guy once they marry him. 2) The OP wants to convince her ex- that they are not married. 3) In view of 1), if the OP gives him head then he will realise that this woman must not be his wife and therefore that 2) applies. It was not intended as a practical solution to the situation - hence the ;-) Edit - sorry #12, this was @ #8

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Colon_Man 17

Your reply is pretty long. Looks like I ninja'd you. :)

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Hey, you got it. I just need to learn to type faster!

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andrmac 25

Then he would keep coming back for more.

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Brightwaters 2

I would make absolutely sure he's not right. (For example, make sure he didn't neglect to file a part of the paperwork or something.) If he's not accepting the fact of the divorce, he may have directly tried to prevent it as well.

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Adyingpine 10

Today, I realized my wife thinks we got a divorce. FML

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stryder9090 28

What a special relationship...so touching.

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RectumRecker 16

If he's that in denial then you should just get a restraining order.

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Nickimariek 20

People like that scare the shit out of me. They're too attached and it could go wrong

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domolovesyoshi 33

You're right it can turn nasty really fast

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Zebediabolical 39

To quote an ex about a previous ex. 'He went from sweetie to psycho in 17 minutes and two missed texts."

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