Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML
Today, my car fob died on me when I was going to get donations because my house burnt down two days ago, FML
Today, two weeks after reporting our car was broken into, the police showed up to our flat. They came to inform us that our car was was broken into. We explained that we knew this and reported it weeks ago. Apparently, it was broken into again, and set on fire this time. FML
Today, my ex stole my car keys. Good news is she can't drive stick. Bad news is she set my car on fire. FML
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
Today, I received an overdue bill for my now nonexistent car that caught fire in July. FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
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Top comments
MrSassypants 34
burn baby burn!
mrahhhhh 21
Well at least it was your CAR that was found, yet completely destroyed due to a fire. Now imagine if your CAT was found completely destroyed by a fire. That'd be worse... maybe. Depends what kinda person you are.
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Comments (69)
uhhh_awkward 0
Aww #1 that's not very nice. :)
WiseGuy79 14
Lol Way to pay attention
Just_Meh 0
FYL OP, that's horrible.
MAGNAVOX 0
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We buy any car! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmao!
xStiina 0
that's a great way to start the day ><
Fortuitous 0
I want more details, but this leads me to ask the question: how many freaking cars do you have?!
perdix 31
That's why you should sleep in your car. You've gotta know when it gets stolen and set on fire.
mintcar 10
Wow, FYL OP.
MyTwoCents_ 0
dis made me laugh
C6Racer 0
dis? Wow, no comment.
MissErikaHart 0
u did comment sort of =]
malaka6131 0
i moderated this lololol