Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
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chairmanmeow1 16
I've been there too, it's not great for you but it's her loss. Hang in there bud.
saucybugger101 33
You deserve better, OP.
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Comments (81)
lexiieeex3 32
You're a sweet guy for sticking up for her even though she lived up to the name. You'll do so much better than her if you keep on treating women right like that.
BeerOClock 9
****** get paid, she's a ****. ***** do it for various and typically pathetic reasons.
fridgeslyr 7
At least you didn't put a ring on it
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
And yet Men are always the assholes
sighlifeman 12
now that's really a wh00re
thejonac 21
you dodged a bullet, OP. you sound like a great person and you deserve SO MUCH better than a cheating partner. just keep to platonic relationships for now and i'm sure the right one will come along very soon :)
gracehi 33
So you were part of a boy harem. Tough break.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Hang on a second, she cheated with all those guys and they all decided to turn up at the same time and shame her in public? Part of me finds that incredibly suspicious. Are you certain this isn't some juvenile prank? If not though, and you really all got cheated on by the same woman you definitely should have left her at the restaurant and gone on a road trip to Vegas together or something. Cause you already had the basis for a Hollywood movie and blew it by giving up before the title sequence rolled.
domolovesyoshi 33
I really want a follow up because I want to know that exact same thing.
MissRaindrop 20
Why not? Women do it all the time when they find out. I've known several women who found 3 or 4 other girls their guy was cheating with and they all planned to shame him in public. It happens a lot more often than you think. His story seems legit to me
KingOfPandas 13
They could have found out that one day and went together to find her
Chilled_Rambo 11
It really sucks that there's people out there that cheat...on the bright side OP you can move on to the next girl who won't be a hoe.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You're better off without that *****.